Posts: 554
Sex: male
Join Date: Oct,
2005
Location:
retired
Favorite MC's:
jay z,nas,cam'ron, common, kanye, weezy,,T.I.
3/19/2007 1:28:37 AM
some shit i found, thought it was funny.....crazy cuz these dudes really rap like this...
YO UH HERE IT GO
I GOTTA WET PACKAGE YOU CAN CALL ME UPS, SNITCHES STAY GETTIN BROKE CALL EM THE DOOKY MESS (AY) THEY GOT DOOKY RAPS, I GOT SCOOBY SNACKS OR SNACKS FROM SCOOBY NOW THEY HAVE TO MOVE ME BLACK (SQUALIE) WUDUP HOMO, I GOT NEXT ON THE GO CART, IM SO SMART, I EVEN CAME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PART (BAAALLLIIINNNN!!!!!) DONT START, DUKE'LL GET THE LOAN SHARK, JR OFF TO A SLOW START?, NAH HE GOT BULLSEYE EVEN WITHOUT NO DARTS (GRILL EM) DONT PROVOKE US, OR I'LL STREAM OUT THE LOCUST LIKE MOSES, NO ONE KNOWS US, STOP SWAGGER JACKIN OUR PINK SOFAS (OH YES!) COMPUTERS COMPUTIN? NOW I GOT PHONES PHONIN, CARS CARRING, CHAIRS CHAIRING, ABUSERS ABUSIN, RESTAURANTS RESTAURANTIN
GENERAL MILLS? NAH I GOT FEDERAL BILLS, HETEROSEXUALS KILL, SEE THE WAY WE RAP, WE CALL THAT AMBEDEXTRIOUS SKILLS I AINT THE MAYOR BUT I GO THE POPE TO VOTE, HOPE TO ELOPE, IM THE BEST YEAH IM THE GOAT IM HUNGRY TOO, I EAT LUNCHABLES, FOOLS CANT KEEP UP SO WE CALL THEM A BUNCH OF FOOLS BUT I AINT COMFORTABLE, MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A LUMP OR TWO, WHAT A PUNK GON DO?, CALL ME RUDY HUXTABLE? AIGGHT CHILL, SPILL, ILL, KILL, BILL, STILL, HILL, WILL
GRILL EM (DONT STOP) JUST GRILL EM (DONT STOP)
CLAP! THATS THE BIRDCALL!
OH YES! WHOS THE BEST? WHO THE REST?
I BE UP IN HARLEM WHERE THE BIRDS BE AT, PIGEONS TOO, BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE THEM BIRDS BE AT (AY!) ON KOCH RECORDS YEAH THIS AINT NO GRAVEYARD, PRAY HARD I DONT END UP IN THE GRAVEYARD (AY!) I STAY PITCHIN, STAY TALKIN BOUT CRACK MUSIC, ACT STUPID, GO HEAD DANCE TO MY CRACK MUSIC (CLOCKWORK) BLAST THRU THIS, THEN WE GO HALF USELESS, ASK LUCAS, NO ONE KNOW HIM CUZ HE WAS HALF USELESS SHOTTAS SHOTTAS, LOBSTERS, ROSTERS, MOBSTERS, COPPERS, NO HOMO BUT I KNOW A FEW SHOTTAS MIC CHECK ONE TWO ONE TWO (AY!) IF THEY GOT ONE WITH ONE WE GOT A TWO ON TWO (YUP!) WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA OKAY OKAY OKAY, LETS GO GO GO GO DANCERS WITH GO GO DANCERS? SOUNDS NICE I SEE A GO GO, DANCER (AY!) AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP BUT NO PANCAKES? IM STILL ON DEF JAM I CANT EVEN SLAM JAY (AY!) SHAKE AND BAKE AND TAKE AND CAKE WAIT...YEAH I GOTTA SHAKE AND BAKE! (AY!)
I didnt snitch on the Roc/ I pulled up & they popped/ pop pop! ma was suckin me up no more soft cock/ my cock game is crazy, call it crazy babies/ play me maybe you'll be baby spraydee/ u aint know what that meant, hint hint, its gravy baby!/ no lazy ladies catch my babies/ wet wippin they facey facey/ face me crazy? I dead ya lady/ hate me hate me dosey dough rounds for Macey/ No, not Grey talkin the pastor Masey/ M dollar he scared to face me/ we use to hoop, boop boop, honk honk shot the deuce/shoot the dice, cross over double dribble end ya life/ & I'm so pink just look at the mink/ my whip ride by with pink tints/ thats swagger whippin, one tone, two chicks, major pimpin/ think your thinkin Cam is bitchin/ oh no we send fast ballz, major league pitchin/ down the middle, riddle diddle, hit a kiddle for a ounce of drizzle/ puff & pass, pass & puff, only dipset can puff wit us....
Call me Cam, I'm the man, make you jam, got trucks in the yard thats pink as ham/ Vroom vroom, that's the sound they make, neighbours complain about the sound they make. It ain't only the sound they hate, It's cause i'm caked up they walk around with frown on face/ I'm pretty too, with a pretty boo, got pretty shoes, call me pretty lou. Pretty soon, i'm gone get pretty sued, by the fans who went out and bought my shitty tunes. They shitty dude, and not gritty true, I pity fools, like Mr. T, But I got more gold than Mr. T. I shoulda popped before I got shot B-more, How could I have thought I was a G for? No one really rolls through the hood in a blue lambo, and not expect take shots like they knew Rambo. I would had a better time driving by Pallasades, Then get shot and see the finishing move from Diamond Dallas Page.
AYO, MY MANNERS IS BANANAS, CAMERAS IS BANGERS, BLAMMIN HAMMERS WITH HAMMERS, ATLANTA PAJAMAS, SLAMMERS AND JAMMERS YEAH IM THE OKEY DOKEY, ONLY HOPE CAN HOLD ME, OKAY FELLAS, LETS GO DO THE OKEY DOKEY BUT I BODY JAY, BANGIN ON A COP TODAY, ASK ZEKE, HE WILL GO AND COCK AND SPRAY, GET MY GOOSE DEUCE JUICE,ALL MY NIGGAS FLOCK AWAY HOLY CAMOLY, I GO GET THAT LAMBO, TANGO, TINTED GLASS SAME COLOR AS MANGO, DONT KNOW RAMBO, BUT WE RAMBO, NOW SWITCH IT UP, YOU CAN LEARN MY LANGO THE FORTY IS SPORTY, SHORTY IS HORNY, TAKE THE LAST "O" OUTTA OREO AND YOU'D BE LEFT WITH ORE, ROBERT HORRY, GOTTA STORY F**K THE ROC, WE GETTIN PAPER TOO, BLUE CHIPS, PINK DIAMONDS, TROPICAL GRAPEY FRUITS, NOT BABY BLUE, NO THATS MAGENTA RED, BENT YA HEAD, FROM GIVIN ME TOO MUCH RENT-A-HEAD
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